Time to waste money I don't have!

So tomorrow I leave on a nice weekend vacation! There's no better place to go to for wasting your money and never sleeping like Las Vegas. My mom and I are going tomorrow and staying at the MGM grand (I swear my moms like in the Mafia getting all this money but she hasn't let me in on the secret yet). My uncle from Houston might join us, so as we speak I'm burning Fantastic 4 so he could take it back home with him for his son. Vegas is going to be nice and all but today I had a real awakening I guess you could call it. I never appreciated how lucky I was to have such a bad ass mom as I do in this life. I guess I take her for granted never seeing other mothers in action, but I'm sure life would be perfect if all moms were as cool as mine. I'm not talking material things here, just the fact that she's like my best friend and I can tell her stuff and she tries to gross me out with things like her watching that crap Susan Johanson TV show. THE HELL GET OUT OF MY HEAD OLD LADY WHO'S A PRO ON SEX TECHNIQUES!!!! Anyways, one day I'll be able to marry this perfect woman of mine and free her from her troubles I hope. Maybe we can live in SPAIN!!! =pppp
I mean uh.... Tokyo. Just know that I miss you lots PERLA and you'll be in my head while I'm at the strip club in VEGAS. j/k I'm probably gonna go see some of those cool Cirque Du Soleil shows while I'm there. And see Donald Gluade.
= )

Maybe this Monkey will hopefully take care of you while I'm gone.